i regret ever having sex with anyone who didnt think this was the funniest thing ever.

i regret ever having sex with anyone who didnt think this was the funniest thing ever.

(via nicksmedulla)


ultralaser:

i’ma ruin you, kant

(this is the moment where i repost my favorite hiphop/continental philosophy related memes.)

ultralaser:

i’ma ruin you, kant

(this is the moment where i repost my favorite hiphop/continental philosophy related memes.)


Occasionally I feel very very broken. Occasionally I understand exactly how broken I am, and how tight the seams have healed up.


Look who came to visit! #momanddad! #seriousnesting @thmithy

Look who came to visit! #momanddad! #seriousnesting @thmithy


"For horoscopes, there are ladies’ magazines, which tell you—earnestly—auspicious times to shave your legs. We just cannot compete."


In the thunder and lightning, and Valium and a sense of incongruity, it was fine.

-r.adler


rookiemag:

How to Look Like an Untouchable Empress

Steel yourself against the world with this regal makeup tutorial. By Indigo.


Look inspiration.

rookiemag:

How to Look Like an Untouchable Empress

Steel yourself against the world with this regal makeup tutorial. By Indigo.

Look inspiration.


"Things have changed very much, several times, since I grew up, and, like everyone in New York except the intellectuals, I have led several lives and I still lead some of them."

-r. adler


Dolly Parton, super hero.

(via officialdollyparton)


"just like everything else in this country, diplomacy club is just another excuse to make out"

sometimes even the worst tv moms have good things to say.