You guys know about vampires? … You know, vampires have no reflections in a mirror? There’s this idea that monsters don’t have reflections in a mirror. And what I’ve always thought isn’t that monsters don’t have reflections in a mirror. It’s that if you want to make a human being into a monster, deny them, at the cultural level, any reflection of themselves. And growing up, I felt like a monster in some ways. I didn’t see myself reflected at all.

Look, I know I’m a shy hermit who is bad at the Internet but it should not be this difficult to find someone to make out with me while listening to “24 hour revenge therapy”.


This face!!! #bustopherjones #catsaremyfavoritepeople

This face!!! #bustopherjones #catsaremyfavoritepeople


The Ghost

badkidsjokes:

were did the ghost watch tv all night. 

in his haunted casle


winter is coming when “feminist sweepstakes” comes into heavy rotation.


Actually the best weekend. #beholdapalehorse #thanksdad #americansindarkglasses #illuminatisveryyoungest

Actually the best weekend. #beholdapalehorse #thanksdad #americansindarkglasses #illuminatisveryyoungest


Lovely. @cuttyma @maxwelltimes3 #americansindarkglasses

Lovely. @cuttyma @maxwelltimes3 #americansindarkglasses


Because we had to! #americansindarkglasses

Because we had to! #americansindarkglasses


Look who’s here! #americansindarkglasses

Look who’s here! #americansindarkglasses


This dude I take the train home from work with asked me how my “dating situation” was. He wasn’t trying to hit on me, he was just making conversation. I misheard him and thought he was asking about my “reading situation” and so he was surprised when I told him that today all I did was pretend I was not at work while sneakily reading “we were liars”.